Rupert Murdoch's Smug Mug Hit With A Pie During Parliamentary Hearing

Rupert Murdoch and his son, James Murdoch, were summons to the British Parliament today, to testify about their criminal misconduct, via the family’s company News International/News Corp, illegally wiretapping and hacking 9,000 phone lines in Britain.
During the contentious hearing, which I will write about shortly, a British man named Jonnie Marbles, real name Jonathan May-Bowles (any relation to Duchess Camilla Parker Bowles Windsor) pie’d Murdoch right in his smug mug.

Rupert Murdoch getting a pie to the face (Photo Credit: TMZ)
In watching the display, the British blood in me was outraged - no, not that Murdoch got hit with the foam - I was incensed that the cameraman had the camera at the wrong angle, providing only a back shot and not a front close up of Murdoch getting pie'd in the face. My ancestors fought in British wars and served their nation for centuries...only for the cameraman to ruin this moment of Murdoch schadenfreude for me! I demand a re-shoot (grin)!
Seriously, I was watching the incident in a hotel restaurant and the television was muted. I thought to myself, did I see that correctly, did somebody just jump Murdoch or did he keel over from the stress? Christmas has come early (still grinning).
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This Commercial Is Proof Why People Should Cover Their Windows (Video)

The hilarious above posted Europcar advert, is proof positive why people should have blinds or curtains covering the windows in their homes. It's shocking that he didn't become a professional dancer with those amazing moves (suppressing laughter).

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Charlie Sheen In Talks For New Sitcom

Charlie Sheen (seated to the front left) and the cast of "Two And A Half Men"
Troubled actor, drug addict and alcoholic, Charlie Sheen, who was recently fired from the top rated sitcom "Two And A Half Men" is reportedly in talks for a new show. Well, there's a scary prospect, especially if he has creative control. Sheen has been replaced on "Two And A Half Men" by the unfunny and nutty, Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher's mommy wife is cougar Demi Moore and both members of the religious cult Kabbalah, which is under criminal investigation
Sheen is still struggling with mental illness, namely schizophrenia, which led to him being fired, after strange and well publicized outbursts, alerted the public to his problems. The producers of "Two And A Half Men" and the studio behind it, decided to fire him on a morality clause. It remains to be seen if the show will suffer due to the dismissal, but one thing is certain, Kutcher is not a good actor, where Sheen could at least claim acting ability.
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Justin Bieber's New Look Is A Bit...

Wrong For Him



Teen singing sensation, Justin Bieber, won an MTV Movie Award for the "Best Jaw Dropping Moment." However, that's not what got my attention. Bieber, who joked in a mobile phone commercial that he looks like a girl (he is pretty like that) wore two earrings to accept the award. Boo boo, no! Don't do that anymore. After your tan in Hawaii last week, coupled with the new hair, you looked like a flat-chested Halle Berry on that stage. It's time to give Halle her hairdo back, Justin. And while you're at it, you may wanna give Ellen Degeneres her jacket back. I'm just kidding even if it is true.

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Doesn't Lady Gaga Look Like ...

...A Canine In This Picture

Lady Gaga (left) A Dog (right)
I saw a stand up special on TV years ago and during the show, comedian Sinbad, remarked that getting too much weave in one's hair, can can make a person look like a German Shepherd. When I saw the above posted photo of Lady Gaga recently, I understood exactly what he meant. Gaga's drug dealer must have been late.
(dog photo courtesy of bhaven)
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Your Granny Cut The Internet

Hayastan Shakarian (Girlfriend, back away from the saw, like, yesterday). Kim Kardashian if she lives to be 75 and doesn't have a freak Botox and butt pad accident
75-year-old Armenian, Hayastan Shakarian, accidentally cut a fiber optic cable that supplied her Georgian village, Armazi, with the internet. Can you imagine if it were your grandmother that made the blunder and all the kids in the neighborhood knew she was the reason they can't play their favorite video games online (haha). Can you say "Shady Pines." Poor old lady. Everybody should give her a break (not literally). I have to be specific, because kids today will kick your butt.

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The Aflac Duck vs. The Geico Lizard

Lizard/Gecko



It is time to ponder more of the pressing, serious mysteries of life, especially those that impact the economy. If the Aflac duck and the Geico lizard got into a fight, who would win. While the Geico lizard is little, he is fast and agile, whereas the Aflac duck basically hovers. I say the lizard could get in a few punches, then run away. What was the purpose of this article, you ask? I don't know either.

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Derek Rose Is A Thorn

Derek Rose
A few days ago, I misread a news headline, which I thought said Chicago Bulls’ star basketball player, Derek Rose, got arrested for DUI and thinking about the Miami Heat and the playoffs, I said yay! Turns out it was another basketball player, Jalen Rose. Wrong Rose! Got my hopes up for nothing! Sorry, it’s the playoffs and people sometimes get desperate anxious.

All this time I’ve been sitting here trying to psych out Kobe on the site, when another threat was looming, via this dude sitting right here on the East Coast shutting people down on the court. Uh, anybody know anything I can write about his mama or girlfriend? My work is never done (kidding).
Note: A bribe message to all cops, even black ones, $50 if you arrest Derek Rose for DUI DWB "driving while black" causing him to miss a playoff game. He's gonna need Obama and the Secret Service to get out of this one.
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Real Madrid Bus Runs Over Championship Trophy (LOL)

When Trophies Attack
Seeing as though Arsenal is my favorite football team, I've been laughing at the next story...a lot. Real Madrid won the Copa del Rey trophy and took it out for a spin in an open top bus, during a celebratory parade held in front of thousands of cheering people.

Ramos: Please tell me I didn't just drop the trophy...
Football player, Sergio Ramos, hoisted the trophy in the air and for a while had a pretty good grip on it. Notice I said "for a while." It wasn't long before he lost his grip on the trophy and it went tumbling down the front of the bus, landing under it.

Trophy: yes, you did...and it hurt!
The driver, not realizing what transpired, promptly crushed the trophy under the wheels of the bus. Wow, football and comedy in the same story. You can't beat that (but apparently you can drop it). As funny as this story is, I feel bad for Ramos, as it was an accident. Still, that doesn't mean I'm not laughing...hard.
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Justin Bieber Voted One Of The Most Influential People In The World, But Can You Imagine If Joe Jackson...

Were His Granddad!

Justin Bieber
17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, has been voted one of the most influential people in the world. Bieber 's had a whirlwind rise to fame and fortune, earning over $100,000,000. That can buy a lot of haircuts. The young singer is currently touring Malaysia and was spotted reuniting with his girlfriend, actress, Selena Gomez, at a local airport.

The Jacksons in the 1970s
You know what I'm thinking. No, not that I'm the most humble and best blogger in the world (even though I am). Somewhere Joe Jackson is wishing that Justin Bieber were his grandson (so he could pimp him).

I saw this on a parody site and it is so wrong (LOL)
Can you imagine Joe Jackson running after Justin Bieber with a belt like in the movie. Joe would be yelling at Justin, "Pick up that brick...now put it down!" "go break a switch off that tree" "go practice your turns and tossing your hair in the mirror for an hour...and don't touch my guitar!" I'm just playing Joe - don't get mad (translation: I don't want the belt either).
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Wouldn't It Be Funny If Megan Fox Crashed The Transformers 3 Premiere

I Only Write That Because I Care (Grin)



Megan Fox: I could totally stab her with my stiletto

Wouldn't it be funny if Megan Fox crashed the "Transformers 3" movie premiere after being fired as the star of the films. Seriously, show of hands, who wouldn't want to see that. It would be hilarious to witness Fox pulling a Britney Spears, ranting, raving and flipping out, whilst yelling at her replacement Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.



Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Hehe, I still have your job...and your clothes (costumes)

However, the film series' director, Michael Bay, will probably have a lot of security at the event, scuppering what would be pure hilarity and hits for bloggers. $20 to the first guard that let's Megan past security at the premiere (yea, I'm rich like that).

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Dwayne Wade And Chris Bosh Visit Other Teams

Dwayne Wade (left) and Chris Bosh (right)
Miami Heat basketball player, Dwayne Wade, was spotted in his native Illinois, along with former Toronto Raptor, Chris Bosh, talking to the Chicago Bulls management about a possible deal.
The staff at Miami International Airport is fired! Who let Wade leave the airport. What do the taxpayers of Miami pay your salaries for. You should have put Dwayne on the Terrorist No Fly List or something, detained him for questioning, then asked him if he is affiliated with any terror organizations, such as the Taliban, Publisher's Clearing House, the Chicago Bulls or the New York Knicks. Improvise people, improvise! (I'm just joking). It's not like the list is accurate, anyway.
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Uncle Jesse Got Messy

John Stamos as "Uncle Jesse"
John Stamos, who played Uncle Jesse on the very popular television show "Full House" was the target of an extortion attempt, where a blackmailer threatened to go public with photos of him with a prostitute...wait for it...doing cocaine. Ask Uncle Jesse would say, "Have mercy." Uncle Jesse needs to go to rehab. Seriously, you're a good comedic actor - you can't let addictions get the best of you.

John Stamos as John Stamos
Stamos called the FBI and since he is famous and they are pathetic, they actually did something about the case, obtained the compromising photos and destroyed them. However, everyday citizens shouldn't try calling them. Trust me, I know from experience.
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Kids Telling It Like It Is - Part 2

The video posted above is too funny for words, as a little boy in a panic, tries to tell his dad something about his little brother, with the father unable to contain his laughter. The poor kid was having a nervous breakdown.

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Kids Telling It Like It Is - Part 1

"I don't like you Mommy"
The little boy in the video posted above is hilarious. Sometimes parents ask kids too many questions and end up regretting it, like when they tell you about a particular item you are wearing or a not so flattering hairstyle. You have to respect their honesty, though.
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