Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Casey Anthony Acquitted Of Murdering Her Toddler Sparks Outrage On The Internet

Monday, June 20, 2011

Dating Site To Members: All Ugly People Must Go!


    A dating website called beautifulpeople.com has been sending out notices to people deemed too "ugly" to look at, informing them they have been dumped from the site for their uncanny ability to make mirrors crack. Website spokesman Greg Hodge told the press, "We have to stick to our founding principles of only accepting beautiful people. That's what our members have paid for. We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet."

    Did you read that: "We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet." LOL. I'm not gonna pretend I didn't laugh at this story, but when you think about it, that was really mean to kick people off a website for such vain reasons. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    So, unless Gollum or Madonna registered on that site, they had no business sending out a, "You need plastic surgery because you are so homely you broke our website and drove down the hits" notices (I'm paraphrasing). What, did someone threaten them with a lawsuit for false advertising, because everyone on the site wasn't gorgeous. No one on this earth is perfect. Deal with it.

    Source URL: https://crystal-harris-sum.blogspot.com/search/label/internet
    Visit crystal harris gallery for daily updated Crystal Harris Gallery
Wednesday, June 8, 2011

How To Protect Yourself From Being Spied On In Your Home Through Your Webcam Or Mobile Phone

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Your Granny Cut The Internet


    Hayastan Shakarian (Girlfriend, back away from the saw, like, yesterday). Kim Kardashian if she lives to be 75 and doesn't have a freak Botox and butt pad accident

    75-year-old Armenian, Hayastan Shakarian, accidentally cut a fiber optic cable that supplied her Georgian village, Armazi, with the internet. Can you imagine if it were your grandmother that made the blunder and all the kids in the neighborhood knew she was the reason they can't play their favorite video games online (haha). Can you say "Shady Pines." Poor old lady. Everybody should give her a break (not literally). I have to be specific, because kids today will kick your butt.

    STORY SOURCE

    Georgian pensioner devastated after 'cutting Internet'

    Source URL: https://crystal-harris-sum.blogspot.com/search/label/internet
    Visit crystal harris gallery for daily updated Crystal Harris Gallery

Popular Posts

My Blog List