Derek Rose Is A Thorn

Derek Rose
A few days ago, I misread a news headline, which I thought said Chicago Bulls’ star basketball player, Derek Rose, got arrested for DUI and thinking about the Miami Heat and the playoffs, I said yay! Turns out it was another basketball player, Jalen Rose. Wrong Rose! Got my hopes up for nothing! Sorry, it’s the playoffs and people sometimes get desperate anxious.

All this time I’ve been sitting here trying to psych out Kobe on the site, when another threat was looming, via this dude sitting right here on the East Coast shutting people down on the court. Uh, anybody know anything I can write about his mama or girlfriend? My work is never done (kidding).
Note: A bribe message to all cops, even black ones, $50 if you arrest Derek Rose for DUI DWB "driving while black" causing him to miss a playoff game. He's gonna need Obama and the Secret Service to get out of this one.
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Lebron James & Chris Bosh Join D-Wade In Miami

Eat Your Heart Out Kobe - The Heat Is Coming For You And Your 50 Million Rings!



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FORMER Cleveland Cavalier and FORMER Toronto Raptor, Chris Bosh, will be joining fellow NBA basketball player, Dwayne Wade, playing for the Championship winning, Miami Heat.



Lebron James is coming in from the cold, literally! (I'm just playing Cleveland, don't get mad).

Miami's plans for world domination are now complete. Muwhaha, Muwhaha. I mean, what delightful news. Their free agency has been the most actively watched in basketball history.



Chris Bosh...another dude that came in from the cold! (once again, I'm just teasing - Toronto, don't get mad).

The Miami Heat is privileged to have had so many great players on the team over the years and the tradition continues. Tickets are selling fast with the announcement of the new signings.


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