Justin Bieber Pulling Pranks On Fast Food Workers

17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, has been pulling pranks on fast-food workers at drive through lanes. Bieber, who loves pranks, has been making deliberately confusing complaints to workers, then driving off, leaving some baffled, a few annoyed and others shocked to see him. Note to Justin: boo boo, don't try that in the hood (LOL).

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The Aflac Duck vs. The Geico Lizard

Lizard/Gecko



It is time to ponder more of the pressing, serious mysteries of life, especially those that impact the economy. If the Aflac duck and the Geico lizard got into a fight, who would win. While the Geico lizard is little, he is fast and agile, whereas the Aflac duck basically hovers. I say the lizard could get in a few punches, then run away. What was the purpose of this article, you ask? I don't know either.

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Derek Rose Is A Thorn

Derek Rose
A few days ago, I misread a news headline, which I thought said Chicago Bulls’ star basketball player, Derek Rose, got arrested for DUI and thinking about the Miami Heat and the playoffs, I said yay! Turns out it was another basketball player, Jalen Rose. Wrong Rose! Got my hopes up for nothing! Sorry, it’s the playoffs and people sometimes get desperate anxious.

All this time I’ve been sitting here trying to psych out Kobe on the site, when another threat was looming, via this dude sitting right here on the East Coast shutting people down on the court. Uh, anybody know anything I can write about his mama or girlfriend? My work is never done (kidding).
Note: A bribe message to all cops, even black ones, $50 if you arrest Derek Rose for DUI DWB "driving while black" causing him to miss a playoff game. He's gonna need Obama and the Secret Service to get out of this one.
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Justin Bieber Voted One Of The Most Influential People In The World, But Can You Imagine If Joe Jackson...

Were His Granddad!

Justin Bieber
17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, has been voted one of the most influential people in the world. Bieber 's had a whirlwind rise to fame and fortune, earning over $100,000,000. That can buy a lot of haircuts. The young singer is currently touring Malaysia and was spotted reuniting with his girlfriend, actress, Selena Gomez, at a local airport.

The Jacksons in the 1970s
You know what I'm thinking. No, not that I'm the most humble and best blogger in the world (even though I am). Somewhere Joe Jackson is wishing that Justin Bieber were his grandson (so he could pimp him).

I saw this on a parody site and it is so wrong (LOL)
Can you imagine Joe Jackson running after Justin Bieber with a belt like in the movie. Joe would be yelling at Justin, "Pick up that brick...now put it down!" "go break a switch off that tree" "go practice your turns and tossing your hair in the mirror for an hour...and don't touch my guitar!" I'm just playing Joe - don't get mad (translation: I don't want the belt either).
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Have Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Been Faithful To Each Other

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
Teen singer, Justin Bieber, 17, is set to reunite with actress girlfriend, Selena Gomez, 18, in Asia after spending several weeks apart. Bieber has been on his successful "My World" tour, which generated significant revenues and attention.

Cory Monteith hugging Selena Gomez: I hope Justin sees these pictures
Bieber's fans were not sorry about the time the two spent apart, because, well, they would rather he were single. Truth hurts, doesn't it Selena. However, Bieber isn't the only one in the relationship receiving attention from others.

Actor Corey Monteith affectionately hugged and kissed Gomez on the red carpet at the Kids Choice Awards. Reading Monteith's bio...oh wait, he's an actor on "Glee." Justin has nothing to worry about. He was probably just asking her about her highlights and nail polish.
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Wouldn't It Be Funny If Megan Fox Crashed The Transformers 3 Premiere

I Only Write That Because I Care (Grin)



Megan Fox: I could totally stab her with my stiletto

Wouldn't it be funny if Megan Fox crashed the "Transformers 3" movie premiere after being fired as the star of the films. Seriously, show of hands, who wouldn't want to see that. It would be hilarious to witness Fox pulling a Britney Spears, ranting, raving and flipping out, whilst yelling at her replacement Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.



Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Hehe, I still have your job...and your clothes (costumes)

However, the film series' director, Michael Bay, will probably have a lot of security at the event, scuppering what would be pure hilarity and hits for bloggers. $20 to the first guard that let's Megan past security at the premiere (yea, I'm rich like that).

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Justin Bieber Wants Megan Fox For Video

Justin Bieber
Teen singer, Justin Bieber, 16, wants "Transformers" actress eye candy, Megan Fox, 23, to appear in his next music video. The cute Canadian is the country's latest export catching on in the entertainment industry.

Megan Fox
Undoubtedly, Bieber, being a 16-year-old boy with raging hormones, will write a kiss into the video script, which would be inappropriate. However, it would have his audience trying to beatdown Fox for kissing their boy. Actually, it would be quite entertaining seeing Fox running from enraged teens and tweens trying to kick her butt.
Side Bar: children, violence is wrong!
Justin Bieber Would Love To Cast Megan Fox For Next Video

Apr 12 2010 2:55 PM EDT - 'That would be awesome,' Bieber says of 'Transformers' star...And with several adorable girls already starring in his videos, when Megan Fox was suggested, he said, "That would be great. That would be awesome, but I don't know if that would be possible. ... I don't know yet."

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