Showing posts with label rehab. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rehab. Show all posts
Monday, May 16, 2011

No, That Doesn't Look Crazy At All (The Lady Gaga Edition)


    Lady Gaga needs to listen to Whitney because "crack is wack"

    Wow, recording artist, Lady Gaga, left the house looking crazier than ever, which most thought was not possible after the parade of fashion disasters she has sported, leaving fashionistas aghast and clutching their pearls. It's time to stop coddling these stars and call them on their crazy.

    With her glassy eyes rolling back into her drug addicted head, the cocaine enthusiast and self-appointed spokesperson, strutted her latest maniac ensembles for all too willing paparazzi, only interested in her to make a buck. And speaking of buck, did she kill one to make that crazy hat.

    At some point, they are going to have to commit this chick, because if she gets any crazier she is going to make Britney Spears look sane. And of course, Madonna is taking credit for Gaga, when we all know she can't sing for squat and and has the style of a colorblind, freeloading pimp.

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Monday, May 9, 2011

Whitney Houston Back In Rehab As Daughter Is Arrested

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Uncle Jesse Got Messy

    John Stamos as "Uncle Jesse"

    John Stamos, who played Uncle Jesse on the very popular television show "Full House" was the target of an extortion attempt, where a blackmailer threatened to go public with photos of him with a prostitute...wait for it...doing cocaine. Ask Uncle Jesse would say, "Have mercy." Uncle Jesse needs to go to rehab. Seriously, you're a good comedic actor - you can't let addictions get the best of you.

    John Stamos as John Stamos

    Stamos called the FBI and since he is famous and they are pathetic, they actually did something about the case, obtained the compromising photos and destroyed them. However, everyday citizens shouldn't try calling them. Trust me, I know from experience.

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Friday, May 14, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Goes To Cannes

    Lindsay Lohan

    The celebrated Cannes film festival is underway in France and troubled, unemployed actress, Lindsay Lohan, is reportedly making the journey. This is ironic considering people do not want to hire the irresponsible, unpredictable one time star, who now parties her life away, whilst getting drunk and high.

    Her main source of income is now derived from selling stories and pictures of herself, to tabloid styled outlets, rather than appearing on the big screen. How the pseudo-mighty have fallen.

    Meanwhile, back in America, a judge is contemplating jailing Lohan for missing alcohol education classes, required as apart of her probation for driving while intoxicated. The charge should have been living while intoxicated, as perennially high Lohan fails to see the urgency of getting sober and off drugs.

    It's amazing that with all the negative effects of drug and alcohol abuse, which has ravaged her looks, health and mind, whilst destroying her career, Lohan still needs a wake-up call, to shake her out of this stupor. She is indeed a lesson in self-defeat and self-destruction.

    However, her inability to get well lays in the fact she is in a sick cult, Kabbalah, that has so destroyed her mind, via their insanely touted "inducing schizophrenia" program, that she is no longer able to think straight or reason well, because of the crazy things she now believes, thanks to what they have taught her.

    Paris Hilton crying hard

    Maybe the wake up call she needs is proper time in jail, as Lohan is an arrogant repeat offender. It certainly scared Paris Hilton straight regarding Driving Under the Influence (DUI). The judge did Hilton a favor by locking her up for three weeks, as she has not been arrested for the same thing in years.

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Still Fighting Her Dad


    Lindsay Lohan


    Former actress, Lindsay Lohan, is still fighting her dad, who seeks to place her in rehab. Hollywood has turned its back on Lindsay, yet she still pursues them, while engaging in massive drug and alcohol abuse, still looking for a comeback.
    Her dad, Michael Lohan, is threatening a Britney Spears styled conservatorship, to rein in his wayward daughter, as she is refusing to cooperate and get her life in order.
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