Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Movie Review - The Tourist

    Title: The Tourist

    Year Of Release: 2010

    Review Date: May 31, 2011

    Rating: PG-13

    Running time: 98 minutes

    Box Office Gross: $292,902,012

    Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars

    "The Tourist" starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, is a film about a spy spooling a tourist into her lies and he willingly going after her. Spoiler Alert: However, the tourist is not what he appears to be on the surface, in his quest to follow her. The film was somewhat entertaining and amusing in part, but bland and unadventurous.

    Depp and Jolie did not have a significant amount of chemistry on film, despite rumors she was trying to sleep with him, much to his girlfriend’s anger. Their onscreen chemistry was passable, but not spectacular.

    Jolie had more onscreen chemistry with Brad Pitt in the 2005 film "Mr. And Mrs. Smith" but that was because she was actually having sex with him, whilst he was still married to actress, Jennifer Aniston. Jolie was grinning in that movie something awful and shortly after, the world found out exactly why. She had unethically destroyed his marriage of five years and was pregnant with his child.

    http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/the_tourist.htm

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Brad Pitt Better Watch Angelina Jolie Around The New Bodyguard

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Booed At Cannes Film Festival

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Megan Fox Exploiting Honeymoon For Press

    Former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, married long time boyfriend, actor Brian Austin Green last week. The paparazzi shots of the two honeymooning in Hawaii, where they were wed, look a little staged, but they do seem to care for each other.

    Fox needs the publicity in light of the fact she was fired from "Transformers" and her last two movies outside the franchise, "Jennifer's Body" and "Jonah Hex" flopped at the Box Office. She was on her way to becoming the next Angelina Jolie, now she is a box office memory.

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Angelina Jolie's Daughter Wants To Be Boy

    Angelina Jolie

    Hollywood actress, Angelina Jolie, who stars in the copyright infringing film "Salt" recently stated to Vanity Fair magazine that her daughter, Shiloh, wants to be a boy and as such, she has dressed her in that manner.

    This is emotionally and mentally unhealthy and will lead to terrible identity issues down the road. This is the Hollywood way of raising children and it almost always leads to disaster, heartbreak and massive therapy bills.

    Angelina Jolie: Shiloh "Wants to Be a Boy"

    Monday – June 28, 2010 – 9:10am - In August's Vanity Fair, Angelina Jolie opens up about her six children and relationship with beau Brad Pitt.

    The Salt star, 35, admits she dresses Shiloh, 4, "like a little dude. Shiloh, we feel, has Montenegro style. It's how people dress there. She likes tracksuits, she likes [regular] suits. She likes to dress like a boy. She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys' everything. She thinks she's one of the brothers."...

    http://www.usmagazine.com

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

"Salt" Acting Salty

    Please boycott the film "Salt"

    Several months ago, on December 11, 2009, I slammed another instance of copyright infringement by Sony, regarding the Angelina Jolie film "Salt" which was illegally stolen from my Copyrighted Catalog of music and literary works.

    Sony, invited me to their offices in 2004, but I did not go, has consistently stolen very valuable preexisting, unpublished and published copyrights I authored over the course of 25 years and registered with the Library of Congress in Washington, DC, in acts that constitute criminal copyright infringement, in violation of the Copyright Act, Digital Millennium Act and Berne Convention.

    Then, last week, the official, verified Twitter page for the aforementioned infringing "Salt" movie, joined my Twitter page. Of all the millions of pages on Twitter they could have joined, how did "Salt" know about and why did it join mine.

    They've only joined a small number of Twitter pages, in comparison to what others have done, yet mysteriously found mine, sifting through the TENS OF MILLIONS OF USERS ON TWITTER. It supports my allegations regarding them and the duplications of my preexisting copyright they stole. "Salt" illegally came from my copyrights, whose official registrations, predates their rip off by years.

    Sony's CEO, Howard Stringer, one of the most cruel and unconscionable in history, was paid $8 million in salary, essentially for failure, while the company hemorrhages billions. This month, Stinger was criticized in many papers and on websites, for his large salary in the face of said blatant failures. He is a lazy, shiftless loser that believes in stealing other people's intellectual property, rather than earning an honest living, as hundreds of lawsuits attest.

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Megan Fox In A Vicious Cycle


    Megan Fox

    Former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, did her best to become the new Angelina Jolie, mimicking and copying everything about her, which propelled her to fame. Now the world didn't have one Jolie, but two.

    Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

    Now she has been replaced by Victoria Secret model, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who the press are labeling "The New Megan Fox." She tried to become Jolie, now someone is trying to replace her.

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Friday, May 21, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Lied About Why She Missed Court Hearing

    Lindsay Lohan

    Judge Marsha Revel has ordered a hearing to determine if wayward, one time actress, Lindsay Lohan, has violated the terms of her probation again. Lohan missed a required court hearing yesterday, which left her lawyer struggling to explain her unpredictable and unreliable client.

    Lohan flew thousands of miles to Cannes, France, for the Cannes International Film Festival, under the guise of promoting a biopic on former porn star, Linda Lovelace.

    She made officials in Cannes look bad, claiming someone stole her passport and she reported it as such, when the authorities have no record of her doing so. Originally the excuse was Icelandic volcanic ash left her stranded in France. Then, the story turned into someone stole her passport.

    The Judiciary Report believes Lohan lied in an attempt to excuse her pre-planned absence in the California probation hearing, she simply blew off, as she disobeyed the judge's orders in not completing the required amount of alcohol education classes at the required intervals.

    The Cannes Film Festival basically went off without a hitch, until Lohan created all this drama and bad press. The festival organizers are not amused. Neither are the police. No one from California wanted to give her a plane ride back to the States either.

    And Lohan wonders why no one in Hollywood wants to hire her. Here's a tip, nowhere in the world do directors and other production staff, like going to bed at night with indigestion, wondering if a wayward actor or actress will show up for work tomorrow and be sober or blow their production sky high with their poor conduct.

    As the mind prepares to drift into slumber and is wondering how to best film scenes to include all the key points one wishes to express, here is this nagging side thought about a unpredictable actress, who is a wild card in whether things will fall to pieces the next day, ruin the budget, run up costs and mess with insurance coverage. This is what you do to them.

    No one needs that kind of aggravation and most people will not put up with it, because they simply do not have to do so. There's always a new busload of beautiful hopefuls wanting to be famous and willing to show up on time with out insobriety issues.

    Lohan breezed into Cannes like she was Angelina Jolie with a finished filmed project to promote. People like director Oliver Stone were there to promote actual films that were completed, such as "Wall Street 2" A/K/A " Money Never Sleeps."

    Indie filmmakers were also there with their finished products that competed in the festival for top honors. Lindsay was there for free alcohol, to score drugs from Hollywood hanger-ons and to get her face in the paper.

    France is a beautiful place that most people want to visit and soak up the ambiance and lovely vistas. But if you have serious probation issues lingering that can snatch your freedom, you take care of your obligations first. You once again proved why people should not hire you.

    Yesterday, CNN confirmed the Judiciary Report's previous statements that Lohan went to Cannes to party. CNN reported yesterday, Lohan was seen partying in Cannes, wearing thigh high stockings.

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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Megan Fox Goes Overboard On Lip Injections


    Megan Fox

    Hollywood actress, Megan Fox, star of the "Transformers" films, has gone overboard with collagen lip injections, to emulate the look sported by her role model, Oscar winning actress, Angelina Jolie. It does not suit her, as it looks unnatural. She's had too much collagen injected into her lips, like fellow actress, Laura Flynn Boyle, who she now resembles.

    Megan Fox, before (left) and after (right) plastic surgery

    Fox had a number of discreet plastic surgery procedures done, which did wonders for her floundering career. She had breast implants installed and a nose job, among other things.

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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Angelina Jolie Snubs Obama

    U.S. President Barack Obama: you know she's anorexic, right!

    Hollywood actress and adoption addict, Angelina Jolie, has snubbed U.S. President Barack Obama, who extended an invitation, for her to dine at his table. Jolie is upset with the President, due to his response to human rights issues in the world.

    Angelina Jolie

    Angelina Jolie turns down Obama's dinner invitation

    May 3, 2010 - As celebs including Jessica Simpson, Alec Baldwin and Jessica Alba converged in Washington D.C. Saturday night to hear President Obama show off his comedic skills at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, one highly politicized star was notably absent.

    Angelina Jolie, who recently returned from a trip to Bosnia where she met with displaced victims of the civil war there, was invited to the party but chose to skip it. "Angelina is always invited by several media outlets to sit at their table, but she always refuses," a source tells PopEater.com...

    On Human Rights Day in December of last year, the actress wrote a piece for Newsweek in which she spoke out against the Obama administration’s new policy of engagement with Sudan and argued that the President’s plans for working to bring peace to Darfur are vague, at best...

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Distressed By Comments On Their Twins


    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with their twins Vivienne and Knox

    According to an article in the National Enquirer, Hollywood couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are distressed and upset by comments online, speculating whether their children, twins Vivienne and Knox, are disabled.

    Yes, that would be distressing for a new parent. However, being mentally or physically disabled is nothing to be ashamed of. Only a small minded, ignorant person, would use that as an insult.
    Secondly, this website did wonder in a past article, as Vivienne, more so than Knox, is showing the signs of a disability. The Jolie Pitts should get their children tested as soon as possible. The sooner the better, to help with future development.

    Side Bar: oddly enough, Madonna is a friend of Brad Pitt, having starred in her ex-husband's flopped film and Madonna's hacker at Digilink, rerouted the link to the past article Report: Jolie Pitt Twins Have Disability, while other online outlets, such as Media Take Out were asked to and did remove their article references to the twins possibly having a disability.

    Months old, time stamped copies of this website, burned to DVD-Rom discs, reveal someone hacked and rerouted the link on this site, several weeks ago, to stop the article, Report: Jolie Pitt Twins Have Disability, from being accessed by the public.

    Hollywood knows better than to email me asking for anything, as past attempts by Hollywood publicists and executives have been successful, in light of their awful conduct towards me, that was unprovoked, ugly and unlawful.

    However, the point of the Jolie-Pitt article was for them to get their children tested, rather than possibly living in denial, as the Travoltas did, which greatly set back their beautiful son's development and quality of life.Source URL: https://crystal-harris-sum.blogspot.com/search/label/Angelina%20Jolie
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Monday, April 5, 2010

Megan Fox Up For "Red Sonja" Role

    Megan Fox

    Megan Fox's questionable acting abilities have been widely discussed in the press over the last two weeks, with many stating she is up for the role in the unsavory movie "Red Sonja" after being rebuffed to replace Angelina Jolie in the film "Tomb Raider 3."

    "Red Sonja" poster featuring Rose McGowan. This movie looks vile and depraved!

    "Red Sonja" is a twisted, dark comic book film with actress Rose McGowan attached to star in it, as the so-called "She-devil with a sword." It's a disgusting demographic and one filmmakers have struggled to get off the ground for years, to poor public reception.

    Since Megan Fox's only ability on screen in pouting and scowling in skimpy clothes, many believe she is right for the role. How sad. Is this what movie making has come to now.

    Megan Fox being a prostitute in Jonah Hex (so much for self-respect, then)

    Fox's next film "Jonah Hex" is already having problems as well. It is suffering from bad buzz and poor pre-release opinions. Then again, what's laudable about Fox, once again in barely there clothes playing a prostitute, opposite a vengeful Josh Brolin as "Jonah Hex."

    Jonah Hex

    Mad-onna

    Speaking of people that can't act, losing film roles. The real mystery here is why Madonna lost out on the role of "Jonah Hex." They could be twins.

    Megan May Be Outfoxing Herself

    Last week it was learned that Megan Fox had turned down an offer to replace Angelina Jolie in the "Tomb Raider" franchise. Then over the weekend came news that she's been offered the chance to replace Rose McGowan in "Red Sonja." ...

    Both Jennifer's Body" and "Saturday Night Live" offered Fox an opportunity to be funny, but audiences weren't buying it. Fox in a metal bikini killing monsters would be a perfect distraction from her acting talents.

    Her next film is "Jonah Hex," in which she stars along with Josh Brolin. There is no shortage of troubling rumors about the state of the movie, so she'd better not count on it to give her a boost...

    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/blogs/popcornbiz/Megan-May-Be-Outfoxing-Herself-89904397.html

    Megan Fox Offered Lead in Red Sonja?

    Monday, April 5, 2010 9:55AM - Just last week, we wrote about how Megan Fox was once again approached to play Lara Croft in the rebooted Tomb Raider franchise and declined. Now we’re hearing that the actress has been offered the title role in the long developing Red Sonja remake. Yeah, the role that Rose McGowan was previously attached to play might go to the brunette starlet instead...

    http://screencrave.com/2010-04-05/megan-fox-offered-lead-in-red-sonja/

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Bodyguard: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Sleep In Separate Beds

    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

    According to a former bodyguard of Hollywood couple, actress Angelina Jolie and actor Brad Pitt, sleep in separate beds, in spite of the fact the two put on public displays of affection for the cameras.

    Many in Hollywood have stated the relationship between the two, that destroyed his marriage to ex-wife, actress Jennifer Aniston, has greatly fizzled. Pitt's notorious wandering eye has Jolie looking at other men with lust in her eyes (Johnny Depp).

    It really appears Aniston was the better match for Pitt, who sadly, is very flighty and fickle. When the lust wears off, people have to face reality regarding their choices. Therefore, people should choose carefully, marry, then stick with their spouses.

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    Bodyguard: Angelina Jolie Is A Psycho

    ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt often sleep in separate rooms.

    Wednesday March 31, 2010 - According to Jolie’s former bodyguard, the couple — who raise six children together — used to have lots of “spontaneous sex” sessions at the start of their relationship, but things have soured in recent years.

    “Angelina nitpicks Brad — criticizing him constantly,” said the former employee — who for security reasons chooses only to be identified by his first name, Bill “She says things like, ‘Are you going to wear that shirt again today?’ and tells him he’s like another one of the kids.

    According to Bill, Brad has come to dread Angelina’s phone calls...

    http://www.showbizspy.com

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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Angelina Jolie's First Role As A Child

    The above posted video is a snippet from the movie "Lookin' To Get Out" starring a young, baritone voiced Angelina Jolie and her dad, John Voight. What, don't look at me like that, her voice was a little deep in that video.


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Friday, July 24, 2009

Megan Fox Continues To Copy Angelina Jolie


    Megan Fox

    Continuing a theme I pointed out last week, last month and a few months prior (hey, but who's counting), today Time Warner's Pop Eater, who reads the site, has pointed out some very embarrassing similarities between actresses Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox, who keeps emulating the former's looks and speech.

    It is clear who Megan's inspiration is, but it is not the best way to make a name for one's self. Megan also has a crush on Brad Pitt. Uh oh, hand that rocks the cradle time...

    Megan Vs. Angelina: Their Red Carpet Style

    When Megan Fox showed up at the Berlin premiere of 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' wearing dress slit up to there, we couldn't help but think of Angelina Jolie's leggy dress at Cannes. So we thought we'd compare the two stars' style. And we found that these two have more in common that just sex appeal and brown hair -- they have similar red carpet tastes. Take a Look Inside

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