Movie Review - The Tourist

Title: The Tourist Year Of Release: 2010 Review Date: May 31, 2011 Rating: PG-13 Running time: 98 minutes Box Office Gross: $292,902,012 Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars "The Tourist" starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, is a film about a spy spooling a tourist into her lies and he willingly going after her. Spoiler Alert: However, the tourist is not what he appears to be on the surface, in his quest to follow her. The film was somewhat entertaining and amusing in part, but bland and unadventurous. Depp and Jolie did not have a significant amount of chemistry on film, despite rumors she was trying to sleep with him, much to his girlfriend’s anger. Their onscreen chemistry was passable, but not spectacular. Jolie had more onscreen chemistry with Brad Pitt in the 2005 film "Mr. And Mrs. Smith" but that was because she was actually having sex with him, whilst he was still married to actress, Jennifer Aniston. Jolie was grinning in that movie something awful and shortly after, the world found out exactly why. She had unethically destroyed his marriage of five years and was pregnant with his child. http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/the_tourist.htm

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Brad Pitt Better Watch Angelina Jolie Around The New Bodyguard

Zahara Jolie Pitt, Brad Pitt, Pax Jolie Pitt and the new bodyguard (Photo Credit: Barcroft/Fame)
Considering the fact actress, Angelina Jolie, is not exactly a faithful person when it comes to sexual relationships, having broken up the marriage of Jennifer Aniston and her ex-husband actor Brad Pitt, the latter better be careful he doesn't get the same treatment from her, he dished out to his ex-wife.

Shiloh Jolie Pitt (yes, that's a girl, but with the way her mom dresses her...) Angelina Jolie and Maddox Jolie Pitt (Photo Credit: Barcroft/Fame)
A rather hunky bodyguard was seen protecting the Jolie-Pitt family, at the premiere of her latest flick "Kung Fu Panda 2" (the film's predecessor offended China). Is Pitt really secure in his relationship with equally promiscuous partner Jolie - enough to trust her around a guy that looks like that.

There's the bodyguard again to the far right
With Jolie's penchant for being a maneater, having a much younger, muscular, good looking bodyguard around, could lead to her pulling a Whitney Houston like in that movie (*cough* and pulling the bodyguard). You're welcome, Brad.
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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Booed At Cannes Film Festival

Somewhere Jennifer Aniston Is Smiling



Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Atheist, Angelina Jolie and her now unbelieving sex partner, Brad Pitt, who was once a Baptist that believed in Jesus, were loudly booed at the glamorous Cannes Film Festival in picturesque France, where the couple went to premiere his film "The Tree Of Life."



In the Bible, God instructed Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit (apple) from the "Tree Of Good and Evil" also in the garden with the "Tree of Life" ...and they did, which initiated the fall of man. Critics so disliked Pitt's film, which is Hollywood's twisted take and unbelieving view on the faith and life, they booed the adulterous actor and his partner.



It's one thing to decide you do not believe in God anymore, but what about your six children. Why teach them to be faithless. What if the Bible is true (which I whole heartedly believe it is). What will that mean for your children's souls, when they later depart this earth and have to face God on the other side.



You should care more about your children's spiritual wellbeing and their souls, than to saddle them with your unbelief. On the current path you are on as parents, they will not thank you for it in the afterlife. You owe your children more than that.

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Brad Pitt's Charity Work

Brad Pitt's Charity Work




Brad Pitt's Charity Work

Brad Pitt's Charity Work

Brad Pitt's Charity Work


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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Distressed By Comments On Their Twins

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with their twins Vivienne and Knox

According to an article in the National Enquirer, Hollywood couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are distressed and upset by comments online, speculating whether their children, twins Vivienne and Knox, are disabled.

Yes, that would be distressing for a new parent. However, being mentally or physically disabled is nothing to be ashamed of. Only a small minded, ignorant person, would use that as an insult.
Secondly, this website did wonder in a past article, as Vivienne, more so than Knox, is showing the signs of a disability. The Jolie Pitts should get their children tested as soon as possible. The sooner the better, to help with future development.

Side Bar: oddly enough, Madonna is a friend of Brad Pitt, having starred in her ex-husband's flopped film and Madonna's hacker at Digilink, rerouted the link to the past article Report: Jolie Pitt Twins Have Disability, while other online outlets, such as Media Take Out were asked to and did remove their article references to the twins possibly having a disability.

Months old, time stamped copies of this website, burned to DVD-Rom discs, reveal someone hacked and rerouted the link on this site, several weeks ago, to stop the article, Report: Jolie Pitt Twins Have Disability, from being accessed by the public.

Hollywood knows better than to email me asking for anything, as past attempts by Hollywood publicists and executives have been successful, in light of their awful conduct towards me, that was unprovoked, ugly and unlawful.

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Bodyguard: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Sleep In Separate Beds

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
According to a former bodyguard of Hollywood couple, actress Angelina Jolie and actor Brad Pitt, sleep in separate beds, in spite of the fact the two put on public displays of affection for the cameras.
Many in Hollywood have stated the relationship between the two, that destroyed his marriage to ex-wife, actress Jennifer Aniston, has greatly fizzled. Pitt's notorious wandering eye has Jolie looking at other men with lust in her eyes (Johnny Depp).
It really appears Aniston was the better match for Pitt, who sadly, is very flighty and fickle. When the lust wears off, people have to face reality regarding their choices. Therefore, people should choose carefully, marry, then stick with their spouses.
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Wednesday March 31, 2010 - According to Jolie’s former bodyguard, the couple — who raise six children together — used to have lots of “spontaneous sex” sessions at the start of their relationship, but things have soured in recent years.
“Angelina nitpicks Brad — criticizing him constantly,” said the former employee — who for security reasons chooses only to be identified by his first name, Bill “She says things like, ‘Are you going to wear that shirt again today?’ and tells him he’s like another one of the kids.
According to Bill, Brad has come to dread Angelina’s phone calls...
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