Lindsay Lohan Hires Robert Shapiro
Lindsay Lohan
This just in. A lesbian jail gang is reportedly eagerly awaiting Lindsay Lohan's arrival in jail next week (suppressing laughter). All that bragging in Hollywood about playing for Team Vagina has gotten the freckled one into trouble.
In other Lindsay news, which was probably precipitated by the aforementioned tidbit, TMZ is reporting the beleaguered Hollywood troublemaker has hired famed defense attorney, Robert Shapiro, in an attempt to get out of reporting to jail next week...or at all.
Lohan is hoping the judge she threw the birdie, via an expletive laced finger salute, the long suffering Marsha Revel, will change her mind about putting her in jail for repeatedly violating her probation.
If I were the prosecutor, I'd bring to court, a blown up photo of Lindsay's "F**K U" fingernail gesture, she directed at Judge Revel last week. Send the little ingrate to Sing Sing.
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