Times Square Bombing Suspect Nearly Got Away

Faisil Shahzad
An Associated Press article claims, "the no-fly list failed to keep the Times Square suspect off the plane" bound for Dubai, enroute to Pakistan, as Faisal Shahzad fled America, after attempting to blow up the famous New York landmark with a weird Wiley Coyote bomb.

Faisil Shahzad
Shahzad became "spooked by news reports that investigators were seeking a Pakistani suspect in Connecticut" - meaning he racially profiled himself.

Attorney General Eric Holder bragged at a press conference yesterday...when the suspect almost got away
The article goes on to state, Shahzad was under surveillance, but "managed to elude investigators and head to the airport." An FBI agent probably stopped to get a donut and lost him for a bit. If it was this poser, he probably stopped to get his hair highlighted:

The airplane started moving on the runway, when air traffic control ordered them to return. If it had been George W. Bush, he would have blown up the plane and yelled "I said wait!" But the Obama administration politely asked them to turn around (considering Obama probably had relatives on the plane). Needless to say, Shahzad probably had a serious Maalox moment due to the abrupt stop, after grinning, thinking he'd gotten away, when the plane was headed for the runway to take him to Pakistan.

The FBI searching for clues at Shahzad's home (the time he spent building that foolish bomb, dude could have spent staining his deck)
Yesterday, the television show Inside Edition revealed, when they sent a camera crew to Shahzad's property, they found the suspect's letters strewn in the backyard and called the police. They stated the FBI showed up in response to the call and collected the letters they had astonishingly left behind hours earlier.

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Times Square Terrorist Arrested

Faisil Shahzad
Faisil Shahzad, the man that tried to blow up Times Square in New York last Saturday, May 2, 2010, has been apprehended by American authorities, as he attempted to board an Emirates airplane to Dubai, at John F. Kennedy Airport, en route to his homeland, Pakistan.
Shazhard, became a U.S. citizen one year ago. He has been living in America for years. He went to the University of Bridgeport, in the U.S. state of Connecticut. He obtain a degree in Computer Applications and Information Systems and later earned an MBA. He is married with two children and his home was foreclosed upon last year.

Eric Holder, sporting his standard "deer in headlights" look: we found out about it when you did
Shazhard, the prime suspect in the attempted bombing, told the FBI he acted alone.However, additional arrests have been made in America and Pakistan, regarding this terrible incident.

The timer on Shahzad's bomb (yes, really)
The bomb looked like it was made by Wiley Coyote. If this dude did not have the brain power of Britney Spears, the bomb would have gone off. He deserves life in prison for the attempted mass murder of people in New York.

Wiley Coyote
In watching the news on Saturday, one of my relatives was concerned the suspect, may have fled the country. I stated in response, the airport is the worst place to go when one commits a crime in a major country, as APBs will be issued. One would simply turn up at the airport unannounced and receive a free prostate exam, courtesy of a policeman's nightstick (truncheon). And sure enough, they caught him at the airport days later.

Times Square crime scene
In closing, well done to the t-shirt vendor, whose vigilance in spotting the smoking vehicle, saved many lives, by the grace of God. You deserve the keys to the city and a cash reward.

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