Showing posts with label age. Show all posts
Showing posts with label age. Show all posts
Monday, August 1, 2011

Crystal Harris Apologizes To Hugh Heffner For Saying He Is Bad In Bed

    Notice She Didn't Say It Was A Lie

    Crystal Harris

    Playboy, Crystal Harris, 25, has apologized to her former fiancé, Playboy founder, Hugh Heffner, 85, for stating on the Howard Stern radio show, that he is bad in bed, only lasting "two seconds." Ironically, when Heffner was 25, he never publicly dated an 85-year-old woman.

    Crystal Harris

    Notice Harris apologized, but she didn't retract her claim and say it was untrue, which still deflates Heffner's projected image as a stud. And really, that's all he was worried about. But truthfully, you can't be a stud at age 85 or you'll need a surgeon to put a new stud in your hip, to piece it back together, after playing around with a frisky 25-year-old. It's better to marry someone closer to your age, increasing the likelihood of compatibility.

    Crystal Harris and Hugh Heffner

    History is on my side in this claim. Think I'm kidding - remember what happened when a 20 something Anna Nicole Smith, married an 80 something J. Howard Marshall in Texas? He died, that's what. It was death by sex. Much like the Heffner/Harris engagement, it was one undertaken for money by the younger party. People should never marry for money (or pose nude in Playboy).

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Friday, July 29, 2011

Hugh Heffner's Young Fiancée Says He Is Bad In Bed

    Who Didn't See That One Coming

    Crystal Harris

    Playboy founder, Hugh Heffner, 85, was slammed by his ex-fiancée, Crystal Harris, 25, for being bad in bed. Harris went on the disgraceful Howard Stern show and said and I quote, Heffner only lasted "two seconds" in bed when they had sex. According to Radar Online, the Howard Stern interview with Harris went like this:

    On Tuesday, Harris sat down with Stern, who asked her, "Did you have an orgasm when Hef f----d you?"

    "No!" Harris said, before making a face of disgust.

    "How long did this horror situation last, the actual sex?" Stern asked the one-time Playmate.

    "Like two seconds," Harris said.

    "Two seconds and Hef [had an orgasm]?" Stern asked.

    "Ehh, I was over it ... I just like, walked away," Harris replied. "I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry.

    Honestly, physiologically speaking, I'm stunned the increased blood flow to his heart didn't kill him. There is nothing wrong with people of an advanced age having sex, but with people they are married to in the same age bracket. If they had married, Harris could have killed this man through sex, taken all his money in the will and legally so, by simply getting too frisky with him.

    Crystal Harris and Hugh Heffner

    When a woman in her 20s or 30s, marries a rich man in his 80s, it is usually for money. But after the marriage to the 80-year-old, let her see Tyrese Gibson or the dude from Captain America (Chris) and she will think to herself "What have I done!" (LOL).

    You know this was Harris watching Chris in "Captain America" (LOL)

    A ten year age gap is one thing, but when it gets to be a 50 plus year difference, there's going to be problems. However, if you are a young woman that married a man much older than you are, you need to be faithful to him.

    Crystal Harris

    Heffner was offended by Harris' statements, but it is hypocritical considering he has been degrading women for decades via nude and salacious Playboy magazine spreads and television programming. It has given men unreal expectations of what women should be and led to assaults on females by oversexed beasts. It's time you shut it down and do something useful for society.

    STORY SOURCE

    Crystal Harris Apologizes For Stern Interview, Tells Hef 'I'm Sorry'

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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Madonna Plans New Plastic Surgery As Guy Ritchie Seeks To Marry Girlfriend Half Her Age

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Barack Obama: I’m Getting Old


    Stress is prematurely aging Barack Obama (But he still looks younger than Dorian Gray Lindsay Lohan)

    During a speech to potential campaign donors, U.S. President, Barack Obama, let the audience in on a little secret - he's aging. Obama stated, “I don’t look that young anymore. I’m grayer, I have bags under my eyes...some of the excitement of something entirely new is not going to be there, and I’ve got some dents and dings in the fender."

    Some say you are only as old as you feel. However, I metaphorically say, you're only as old as you look (and what your birth certificate says). You really thought I wouldn't slip a birth certificate joke into an article about Obama. You don't know me very well, do you.

    Seriously, Obama can go the route some have in dying his gray hairs, getting Botox, fillers and plastic surgery, but at the end of the day, most people do not take politicians seriously if it is obvious they've had cosmetic work done. Discretion is key.

    STORY SOURCE

    Wistful Barack Obama Faces Turning 50

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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Will Rush Limbaugh Survive The Honeymoon

    Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers, who looks as though she is forcing that kiss

    Racist radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, has married for the fourth time. His latest bride is 33-year-old Kathryn Rogers.

    Given the fact that wealthy Limbaugh is 59-years-old, with a history of well documented heart problems, the pertinent question is this, will he survive the honeymoon with his young bride.

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Age Differences In Relationships

    Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry

    In past articles, the Judiciary Report has explored the topic of age differences in relationships and the impact it has on those involved. The break up of actress, Halle Berry and boyfriend, model, Gabriel Aubry, is another reminder, bringing the topic back into the forefront.

    Berry is 43 and Aubry, 34. It has been reported the age difference, a wandering eye and income disparities caused the split. It is strange the age difference allegedly played a role in this particular break-up, as it really should not have impacted this couple.

    They are two very good looking people. Halle is in fantastic shape and looks much younger than her age, easily passing for someone in her twenties. Aubry is very handsome and young, but surrounded by beautiful models in his age group.

    Color should not have impacted this couple either. The Judiciary Report believes it was more a case of two people not being suited to each other in the personality department.

    There is a bit of a double standard in society, as people do not pay much attention when a woman dates a man 10-15 years old than herself, but when it is the other way around, people talk.

    Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

    For example, actress, Megan Fox, 24 dates actor, Brian Austin Green, 36 and people don't really comment on the age difference in articles. He financially supported her as an unknown at age 18, taking her into his Hollywood home and providing Fox with a stable home life.

    The Judiciary Report does not promote couples living together without the benefit of marriage. Two people being married is the best solution and is more meaningful.

    When actress, Demi Moore, 48, married actor, Ashton Kutcher, 31, the public commented on the 17 year age difference and many times, not in the most flattering manner. When they met, Kutcher was in his 20's and Moore in her 40's, which made the age difference even more apparent. She also got him involved in the brainwashing cult Kabbalah.

    Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

    It makes women age conscious to date a younger man, more than a man would be in the same situation, if he were dating a younger woman. Women are usually realistic, while men sometimes delude themselves in such situations, believing the younger person's intentions are true, when it is not always so.

    The Judiciary Report is not judgmental towards people of different ages falling in love, because at the end of the day, it is their business. This article is simply a look at the problems they face, when the age difference is very significant.

    In the real world, many people with age differences have had successful marriages. However, in Hollywood, vanity and superficial conduct comes into play and destroys said unions.

    People start to tell others who they should be with and what age they should be and sometimes it goes against preexisting relationships, which in turn causes break-ups.

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