New Moon

(You know he totally farted on him and said "she's mine")

Title: New Moon

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 130 minutes

Box Office Gross: $709,711, 008

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars



"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

"New Moon" is the second installment of the "Twilight" film series and the creepiest and darkest to date. It is a point of concern that the film's audience is mostly teenagers and they are being subjected to such dark, occult themes.



At least his weave is better than Britney's

The lead character "Bella" (Kristen Stewart) is more confused than ever in this film. First she falls in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in the debut film Twilight, then a werewolf, Jacob (Taylor Lautner), in the second picture.



Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner

Is this chick insane. Is there no one normal in that town she can go out with on a date. Really, even a dating site would bring up something better than this.Source URL: https://crystal-harris-sum.blogspot.com/search/label/Robert%20Pattinson
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Twilight

Title: Twilight

Year Of Release: 2008

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 121 minutes

Box Office Gross: $408,773,703

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars



The "Twilight" film series follows the exploits of vampire, Edward Cullen, played by Robert Pattinson and the object of his on and off screen affection, Kristen Stewart, who stars as "Bella."



"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

The pasty Cullen, who because he is a vampire, is almost translucent to the point he makes Anglo-Saxon Brits look dark-skinned (I'm just teasing, you know I love you Britain), is hundreds of years old and masquerading as a 17-year-old high school student in Washington state, on the West Coast of America. He fights his feelings for human, Bella, but decides to date her anyway, which leads to trouble for them.



Robert Pattinson and girlfriend Kristen Stewart

The only part of this movie that was remotely interesting is the baseball game, due to its special effects. Outside of that, the film is very gloomy and filled with occult themes not suitable for its core audience, preteens and teens. The lead actors seem like nice people, but this movie is not recommended.

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Elena Kagan Talks Twilight

Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, was asked in the U.S. Congress, about the latest "Twilight" film, as apart of the nomination and confirmation process. Glad you guys stick to the important issues concerning the nation.

Elena Kagan: no she didn't just ask me that!
What a soft question! That's why the country is in trouble. They didn't ask important and more troubling questions, such as why someone, who was clearly smoking weed, greenlit Tom Cruise's box office turkey "Knight and Day." And more importantly, who actually turned on a camera and decided to film box office bomb "Jonah Hex."
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Kagan Recuses Herself From Vampire v. Werewolf
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Megan Fox And Robert Pattinson

Megan Fox

Megan Fox, the star of the alleged family film, Transformers, has been busy filming, having flings and giving terrible quotes to the press that cover everything from her love of weed and women to tattoos. Not the best role model for kids that will be watching the Transformer films.



In spite of the fact she was engaged to fellow actor, Brian Austin Green, at the time, she actively pursued other celebrity males, such as Disney's Zac Efron and Brit, Robert Pattinson, who she is said to have slept with in a one night stand. Shortly after, she slammed him in the press.



Robert Pattinson Blew Off Megan Fox After One Night Stand

Atlanta, GA 6/10/2009 08:43 PM GMT - Megan Fox’s comments on Robert Pattinson being “too immature” for her in an interview with Elle magazine was allegedly the result of the actor blowing her off after a one night stand.

Sources say Fox bragged about “hooking up” with Pattinson to workers on the set of her upcoming film Jennifer’s Body. Pattinson apparently didn’t return Fox’s feelings as he reportedly “blew her off.”

“Megan was totally into [Rob] and thought he was really cute. But nothing ever went further than one night they were together. He totally blew her off,” says a source...

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Twilight "New Moon" Rasta

Twilight "New Moon" Rasta



A still from the movie "New Moon"

The new Twilight movie "New Moon" features a rasta vampire that craves blood. Ok, everyone knows rastas do not like blood...they like weed. As a Jamaican, I must protest this gross misrepresentation and defamation of character. Who am I kidding. It's kind of hard to defame weed (LOL).

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