Lindsay Lohan's Linda Lovelace Poster Released

Lindsay Lohan
Fallen Hollywood has been and Kabbalah cult member, Lindsay Lohan, is starring in the small biopic, depicting the life of former porn star, Linda Lovelace and as such, has released a poster for the yet to be filmed movie. The Judiciary Report does not hold much hope for this film, as Lohan is a sales killer that audiences associate with many bad things and will not do the movie justice.
The director will also focus on pornography, to be salacious, rather than how Lovelace turned her life around and left the industry, becoming a Christian. Hollywood's madness will slip into the making of this film and it will become a mess.
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Lindsay Lohan Lied To The Court Again

Lindsay Lohan
According to TMZ, out of work Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, lied to long suffering, Los Angeles District Court Judge, Marsha Revel, by claiming she cannot wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet, also known as SCRAM.
Lohan's excuse to the court is the SCRAM bracelet will interfere with a movie shoot in Texas for the violent film "Machete" and an alleged August start for the pornographic film "Inferno."
The producers confirmed Lohan's story to the court is a lie, as she is not in the scenes being filmed in Texas. "Inferno" is also in development and is not a sure thing at this point.
Lohan is reaching for any excuse under the sun to continue being an alcoholic and drug addict, even if it means lying to the court, which is a crime. However, the judge didn't buy her story and ordered she wear the SCRAM bracelet anyway.
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Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

A bench warrant has been issued for the arrest of irresponsible Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, for failing to comply with her weekly alcohol education classes, as instructed by Judge Marsha Revel. The judge did not buy Lohan's sob story, regarding losing her passport and set bail at $100,000.

The Court has been merciful to Lohan, giving her many opportunities to get her life together and comply with reasonable requests, but she has not been grateful for the leniency, viewing it as preferential treatment, due to celebrity.


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Lindsay Lohan Claims She Lost Her Passport In Cannes

Lost It Or Flushed It With Her Stash

Lindsay Lohan
Troubled, one time, Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, is claiming she lost her passport in Cannes, France, during a trip to promote a currently non-existent biopic of porn star, Linda Lovelace at the nation's premier film festival.
Therefore, after partying in Cannes, she cannot appear in a U.S. court in California tomorrow, to face Judge Marsha Revel and explain why she has not complied with the terms of her probation, which required her to complete regular alcohol education classes.
The schizophrenic drama queen and cult member, refuses to get her life together, jumping from one crisis to another, all of her own making. If she is not in court tomorrow, she should face jail time.

Cannes
Why did she go to Cannes, when she doesn't even have a film in the can, pardon the pun. The Lovelace biopic is nowhere near concrete, as a go for filming with Lohan in it. The trip was not necessary under the circumstances, considering her probation issues.
She had no business crossing the pond, while not being in compliance with a judge's orders. She is not considered a bankable star anymore. Therefore, what was an appearance in Cannes really going to accomplish. Investors do not want to back projects with irresponsible, frequently tardy Lohan and audiences find her life depressing and difficult to separate from her characters onscreen.
All in all, the trip has the appearance of an excuse to party, get high and dodge court, for failing to comply with a judge's orders. Not the best way to show the world one is responsible and recovered.

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Lindsay Lohan Must Appear In Court

Lindsay Lohan
A U.S. Judge has ordered that fallen former child star, Lindsay Lohan, 23, must appear in court or face certain jail time, for failing to complete alcohol education classes at the frequency and in the manner in which it was instructed, as apart of her probation for driving under the influence.

Cannes
Lohan clearly thinks it is a joke and has cast off her responsibilities to go partying in Cannes, France, under the guise of promoting a non-existent film on the late porn star turned Christian, Linda Lovelace. Lohan will not do this film justice if it gets off the ground.
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