Showing posts with label Obamas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obamas. Show all posts
Monday, May 23, 2011

Obama's Vehicle Breaks Down In Ireland

    The Obamas in a real Irish Pub

    U.S. President, Barack Obama, is on a state visit to lovely Dublin, Ireland, the country of his great-great-great grandfather's birth. Obama, who has been blindsided by a number of political controversies in America, did what some politicians do when they hit trouble - he got drunk. Just kidding, but he did stop in to an Irish Pub for a drink (or two) where he looked a little too mesmerized drunk by the grog.

    In other news, President Obama's limo, a Cadillac referred to as "The Beast" broke down like a hoopty at the U.S. embassy in Ireland. The gas guzzling vehicle hit a speed bump upon exiting the property and mechanics had to be summoned. To improve his non-existent green credentials, maybe the President should get a bicycle (kidding).

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

New Report Indicates Mrs. Obama's Plane Was In Danger Of Crashing


    The First Family: Malia Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, President Barack Obama and Sasha Obama

    On April 19, 2011, the Judiciary Report rhetorically opined that First Lady Michelle Obama's plane nearly crashed into a massive military cargo jet, which could have killed her (Did Mrs. Obama's Plane Nearly Crash With A Cargo Jet).

    No, I was not being dramatic. Three days later on April 22, 2011, the site's suspicions were confirmed, as a Reuters article stated Mrs. Obama's plane was much closer to the military jet than was previously reported on April 19, 2011 and was SECONDS away from crashing into it, had the pilot not pulled up and aborted the landing.

    It turns out, the First Lady's pilot was given wrong information from the air traffic controllers, as he was told he was further away from the large military cargo jet than he actually was, which is terrible, as they could have crashed into an aircraft that is the equivalent of a metal wall. To make matters worse, the maneuver the air traffic controllers ordered Mrs. Obama's pilot to make, brought them perilously closer to the military cargo jet, rather than further away. Hmm, makes you wonder.

    The White House tried to down play the incident the day it happened, to assuage public fears, but the mere fact it came out at all, said to me that something had seriously gone wrong. As a result of this incident, the FAA will no longer handle Mrs. Obama's planes.

    RELATED ARTICLE

    Did Mrs. Obama's Plane Nearly Crash With A Cargo Jet

    STORY SOURCE

    US first lady's jet got wrong info on other plane

    Michelle Obama's plane flew closer to big jet

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Monday, June 7, 2010

Mrs. Obama Upset About Adultery Claims


    U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama

    According to online reports, U.S. First Lady, Michelle Obama, is "humiliated" and "angered" by reports her husband, President Barack Obama, had an affair with 35-year-old employee, Vera Baker in 2004. The two were videotaped going into a hotel.

    Since the time the story broke, Baker has fallen off the radar, as the National Enquirer is digging for dirt to create a John Edwards styled scandal for their paper.

    Months before the scandal broke, the Judiciary Report joked, if the the President cheated on Mrs. Obama, he wouldn't have to worry about getting assassinated, because she'd kill him. The following is what the walkie talkie exchange would sound like:

    Secret Service Agent 1: Code red! code red!
    Secret Service Agent 2: Has someone breached security by hopping the fence?
    Secret Service Agent 1: No, F.L.O.T.U.S. has P.O.T.U.S. in a headlock and he is not breathing, I repeat, not breathing!

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

White House Gate Crashers Mad At Obama

    U.S. President Barack Obama's Secret Service detail

    Micheale and Tareq Salahi, the couple that crashed U.S. President Barack Obama's first state dinner, insists the investigation into their misconduct was a charade and unnecessary. They also called the Obama White House uninviting and discourteous, stating they, "Would never treat someone that came to their house like that." How sad. Crack is such a powerful drug.

    Micheale and Tareq Salahi

    The manner in which they went to the Nation's house is completely illegal and a danger to national security. Why should such a security breach be applauded. It also sent the nation's first black social secretary packing, after their conduct caused controversy and scandal.

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Obama Accused Of Cheating On Wife


    U.S. President Barack Obama (right) and First Lady Michelle Obama: oh no she didn't!

    The Republican Party in America are accusing U.S. President Barack Obama of cheating on his wife of many years, First Lady, Michelle Obama, with a 35-year-old woman named, Vera Baker. Republicans are offering $1,000,000 for more information on the alleged relationship.
    Edit: Obama staffer, Irene Schwoeffermann, was incorrectly identified as Vera Baker by political site

    Vera Baker, pictured above right

    Is this a Monica Lewinksy reboot or did the President engage in a full on sexual affair, as is being alleged. Say it ain't so, Obama.
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Friday, April 23, 2010

Obama And Family Go On Vacation

    U.S. President Obama

    U.S. President Barack Obama and his family, went on vacation today, to the American state of North Carolina, which is located in the Southeastern part of the United States. The family stopped to eat, tucking into a meal of, "Barbeque ribs, macaroni and cheese, greens, baked beans, corn bread, corn pudding and sweet tea."

    Obama, first lady start NC vacation with BBQ, hike

    AP) – ASHEVILLE, N.C. — First stop for the first couple's weekend vacation on Friday was a roadside restaurant that President Barack Obama visited during the final month of his White House campaign. First meal on the trip: barbecued ribs.

    Obama and first lady Michelle Obama landed in the Blue Ridge Mountains and made a quick stop at Twelve Bones Smokehouse on the way to their resort. The White House said the first couple ate ribs, macaroni and cheese, greens, baked beans, corn bread and corn pudding and washed it down with sweet tea...

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