Michael Bay In Love With Megan Fox

I have it on good authority from someone familiar with the situation that Transformers director Michael Bay is in love with Megan Fox.

However, she is not interested in a public relationship with him, due to her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green. I'm going to start calling him "BAG" or better yet "Chanel (purse)." Please, I'm not scared of David from 90210 retro. What's he gonna do, rap me to death.

*Says with swagger* you know what, I'm not scared of Suge Knight either! *Whispers* please, nobody tell him I said that.