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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Paris Hilton Walks Out On Interviewer When He Implies Her Career Is Over

    Interviewer Refers To Temperamental Hilton’s "Touchy Side"

    30-year-old socialite, Paris Hilton, did an interview with ABC News recently, presumably to flog her failing reality show "The World According To Paris Hilton" which has taken a beating in the ratings.

    When interviewer Dan Harris asked the celebuturd, er, pardon me, "celebutante" the practical and obvious question, "Do you every worry about your moment having past" Hilton sighed with a pained and awkward smile, then walked off camera to argue with her publicist.

    However, what moment could he have been referring to, as her so-called career has been based on cocaine, marijuana, crotch shots, porn, superficiality, bad singing and equally horrible acting in low brow, debased films.

    Yes, Harris was merely stating the obvious, but about a so-called career that never had substance to lose any real wattage. None of Hilton’s projects were successful, but she was able to stay in the limelight for saying and doing outlandish and lewd things for attention.

    Hilton stated during the interview that her perfume line is worth one billion dollars, in a claim that is highly unlikely, based on competitive sales figures released on other more popular brands. Furthermore, where are all the aforementioned people that allegedly bought a billion dollars in perfume from Hilton, yet all her other projects experienced absolute sales failure. Does Hilton realize she is claiming to have sold more perfume in a few short years, than Elizabeth Taylor, which is considered the most successful celebrity line, did in two decades.

    In closing, Hilton has been overshadowed by rival Kim Kardashian and her 200 sisters. Her time, if you can call it that, has indeed past.

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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Casey Anthony Acquitted Of Murdering Her Toddler Sparks Outrage On The Internet

Monday, July 4, 2011

Officials Officially Pronounce Obama's Stimulus A Massive Failure That Added Billions To The National Debt


    Barack Obama

    Everyone from Alan Greenspan to Barack Obama's economic committee, have pronounced the President's stimulus a catastrophic failure that wasted huge amounts of taxpayer money in the billions. Mainstream newspapers and blogs have gone into overdrive, taking the president to task for the enormous waste that has set America even further behind.

    A year and a half ago, on November 13, 2009, the Judiciary Report predicted this would happen (Obama Calls For Job Summit). It is now being stated this week, it would have been cheaper for Obama to, "Cut a $100,000 check to everyone whose employment was allegedly made possible by the 'stimulus.'”

    STORY SOURCE

    Obama’s Economists: ‘Stimulus’ Has Cost $278,000 per Job

    12:07 PM, Jul 3, 2011 - The stimulus is now causing the economy to shed jobs. When the Obama administration releases a report on the Friday before a long weekend, it’s clearly not trying to draw attention to the report’s contents. Sure enough, the “Seventh Quarterly Report” on the economic impact of the “stimulus,” released on Friday, July 1, provides further evidence that President Obama’s economic “stimulus” did very little, if anything, to stimulate the economy, and a whole lot to stimulate the debt.

    The report was written by the White House’s Council of Economic Advisors, a group of three economists who were all handpicked by Obama, and it chronicles the alleged success of the “stimulus” in adding or saving jobs. The council reports that, using “mainstream estimates of economic multipliers for the effects of fiscal stimulus” (which it describes as a “natural way to estimate the effects of” the legislation), the “stimulus” has added or saved just under 2.4 million jobs — whether private or public — at a cost (to date) of $666 billion. That’s a cost to taxpayers of $278,000 per job.

    In other words, the government could simply have cut a $100,000 check to everyone whose employment was allegedly made possible by the “stimulus,” and taxpayers would have come out $427 billion ahead...

    http://www.weeklystandard.com

    Down on the Fourth of July: the United States of gloom

    July 3rd, 2011 - NEWS REVIEW: America’s deepening recession and widespread pessimism about the country’s prospects add a bitter note to Independence Day, reports Toby Harnden, US Editor. Across America today, people will gather for barbecues in their backyards, parades through their towns and firework displays lighting up the night sky. They’ll be celebrating Independence Day – the birthday of the United States and the 235th anniversary of shaking off the oppressive yoke of British rule...

    That’s the good news. On the flip side, however, a country whose hallmark has always been a sense of irrepressible optimism is in the grip of unprecedented uncertainty and self-doubt. With the United States mired in three foreign wars, beaten down by an economy that shows few signs of emerging from deep recession and deeply disillusioned with President Barack Obama, his Republican challengers and Congress, the mood is dark.

    The last comparable Fourth of July was probably in 1980, when there was a recession, skyrocketing petrol prices and an Iranian hostage crisis, with 53 Americans being held in Tehran. Frank Luntz, perhaps America’s pre-eminent pollster, argues that his countrymen are much more downbeat now than in 1980. “The assumption with the Carter years was that it was a failure of the elites, not the system. We thought the people in charge screwed up. We didn’t blame ourselves.” Remarkably, many Americans think things will only get worse and the good times will never return.

    A recent New York Times/CBS poll found that 39 per cent think that “the current economic downturn is part of a long-term permanent decline and the economy will never fully recover”. That was up from 28 per cent last October. Last month, a CNN poll found that 48 per cent of Americans believe another Great Depression is somewhat or very likely.

    Luntz has found that 44 per cent of Americans believe their country’s best days are in the past, 57 per cent that their children will not achieve the same quality of life, and 53 per cent that they are less free than five years ago. So what is going on? ...

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk

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Saturday, July 2, 2011

The Joke Is On Lindsay Lohan

Friday, July 1, 2011

Sony Music Making Excuses For Beyonce's Album Flopping

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Beyonce's New Album Flops

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Report: Beyonce's Failed CD That Leaked Pushed Back

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Beyonce And Her Mom's Fashion Line Fails At Walmart

The U.S. Economy Hits Another Massive Decline Under Obama's Watch

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Paris Hilton's New Reality Show Is Bombing

Monday, May 30, 2011

Obama's Internet Intimidator Sure Chose A Funny Name


    Barack Obama

    Due to the forthcoming 2012 election, U.S. President, Barack Obama, recently appointed, Jesse Lee, as a internet media representative, to tackle unflattering stories on the blogs and social networking sites, in open contradiction to the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

    Jesse Lee posing with his wife (he looks stoned)

    Lee opened a Twitter page and proceeded to tweet a not so cute picture of the "Terminator" from the famous film series, proclaiming this is who he shall be to bloggers that write negative stories about the president. Bring it!

    Dude had the gall to tweet a picture of Nancy Pelosi, I mean, the Terminator, trying to scare people

    But correct me if I'm wrong, didn't the Terminator get his butt handed to him, when he was unceremoniously dropped in a big vat of boiling hot lava in the first sequel, which pretty much toasted him and put an abrupt and fiery end to his illegal stalking. Just checking. This is going to be easier than I thought (figuratively speaking).

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Thrown Out Of Celeb Bash - Takes Underage Sister To Tequila Party

Friday, May 13, 2011

Megan Fox Gets Desperate And Goes Topless In New Film

    Megan Fox

    Fired "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, was so desperate to make her failed film "Passion Play" a success, she went topless in the flick, according to reports. The movie was so bad, it was panned by critics and audiences, during a test run last year at the usually receptive Toronto Film Festival.

    Just know the film must be horrible for an audience at the Toronto Film Festival to actually walk out and complain, as it is one of the more appreciative events. Having seen clips of "Passion Play" online, I can see why the crowd bolted. It is painfully bad and cringe inducing. To date "Passion Play" has grossed $2,060. Seriously and no, I haven’t left off any zeros.

    "Passion Play"

    Fox has been struggling to find meaningful work, since getting into a massive fight with "Transformers" director, Michael Bay, who in turn booted her from the franchise and turned his attention into making her replacement, model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the top female attraction in Hollywood (based on looks, anyway).

    As stated previously, Fox’s desperation grew to such heights that she looked into joining the cast of the depraved Judd Aptow film "Knocked Up 2." Recent reports indicate, she has since signed on to the project. It’s going to be a rough summer for Fox with "Transformers" promotion in full swing, in anticipation of its release. The merchandising and ads will be everywhere.

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Jesse James: My New Fiancée Is Better In Bed Than Sandra Bullock

    Sandra Bullock and Jesse James

    Sandra bullock's Hitler loving ex-husband, Jessie James, has publicly insulted her by stating, his new fiancée, Kat Von D, is better in bed than she is, in a claim that is well out of order. James, who is trying to sell his autobiography, after marrying, constantly cheating on and divorcing Bullock, has distastefully put their private lives up for sale, in a manner that is disrespectful to the actress. To go from calling Bullock the love of his life to degrading her time with him in bed is unseemly.

    STORY SOURCE

    Jesse James: Kat Von D is 100% Better In Bed Than Sandra Bullock

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Lady Gaga Falls On Stage For The Umpteenth Time

Monday, April 18, 2011

S&P Changes America's Rating To "Negative" Highlighting Obama's Failure To Tame The Deficit

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Nicolas Cage Arrested For Domestic Violence And Public Intoxication


    Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim

    Bankrupt, beleaguered Hollywood actor, Nicholas Cage (Coppola), was arrested for public intoxication and domestic violence, after a cab driver witnessed him berate and roughly grabbing his wife, Alice Kim, on a public street in New Orleans, Louisiana. Cage is in town for a film (with his string of film flops over the past several years, we know where this is going).

    The cab driver called the police, who came out to the scene and urged Cage to calm down. Being an actor lacking humility, Cage repeatedly dared the police to arrest him. And they did. Cage later posted $11,000 bail, after sitting in the Orleans Parish Prison for several hours.

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